Should I юмор tag this?

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Excuse me?

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Whos this?

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Santa clause. What’s your thing with having a dig on facebook then logging off?

…. [silence]….

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That shut you up.  When you want to let me know what ever problem you seem to have is by all means.  But you just want to get your gob on then i highly advise you don’t bother.

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Nothing shut me up, i was busy! My problem is u! And the fact ur constantly shit stiring!! U better hope i dont see u out and about!

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Shit stirring what? I would actually like to know what your fucking problem is.  You haven’t even passed my mind until today when you got all high and mighty over some delusion you seem to have about me.  I don’t even talk about you.  You’re a non-entity. Get over it.

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God help u!! Thats all im guna say!

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Cryptic. You’re going to have to be more specific than that. Do I look like mystic meg? I’d actually be interested to figure out what I’ve susposedly done since the last time you bothered me at some stupid time in the morning.

Seriously, the last time a certain somebody was in touch I think I made it quite clear that a bridge should be built and got over and burned appropriately. However, it appears my harsh facts of life wern’t quite received:

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5:57pm K: look who it isnt,!!
5:59pm K: yeah u beter ignore me!!!!
6:01pm K: not so mouthy now are u??? i cant wait till i see u and and about!!!!!! ur guna get a peice of my mind!!!
6:11pm Kevin: [This person is no longer online.] eh?

I’m just not getting it? What’s the drama? What me say? Me say nuffin’. So what is going on here? Am I some kind of despised super celebrity? HOLY SHIT AM I BRITNEY?!!?!?

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What the hell is with comment spam now?  What is the point it never works and they must know it too.  Especially when you link to tabletpcreview (I’m liking the irony of hacking a forum with tablet in it’s name) and include one of the below comments on a post (which isn’t a forum I might add - TARGET YOUR AUDIENCE!):

Halla everybody! I want pharmacist this tablets. Need phentermine odike…

Hi everybody! I want pharmacist this tbl. Need phentermine svxyb…

“Halla” WTF?  I don’t even know what “tbl” stands for, what is an odike and a svxyb?!?

One will find that I’ve made a few subtile changes to Кевин.com.ua.  First one is that it’s now free of gluten and only has enough fat to kill a small child rather than a grown elephant.  For this you should rejoyce.

Secondly, I have changed the inner workings.  All non-human enabled posts will be handled by their respective user account.  So Кевин posts as I please, Кевин (ShoZu) is shozu and only posts photos, videos, etc (to the Фото, ShoZu and if desired the Видео tags), Кевин (SMS) is the SMS Posts and Кевин (Gabcast) is Gabcast.

Of course if you read this off of LJ this won’t make one ounce of sense or actually matter.  For you lot can kut yourselves.

In future I’ll make some kind of attempt to make a filter on the main menu for specific “user” posts, but at that point hell might freeze over and the king will have risen from the dead reclaiming the monarchy.

Oh and Twitter Tools will continue to post as a null user.

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Well, my vox test post did work, except, it didn’t post anything but the subject. Hardcore.

AIM IM with nutraman02.
20:16
nutraman02: you on
are you callings to do the upgradings of the downgradings?
nutraman02: no
then why?
nutraman02: your profile says you’re interested in health is that right
who the hell are you?
the NHS?
I’m not having that
I pay enough NI never to be able to see my GP.
nutraman02: what is ni
exactly
nutraman02: no seriously what is it
Only after you disclose your name spy.
nutraman02: john
nutraman02: of
nutraman02: the us
nutraman02: US
One sees
nutraman02: so what is ni
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Insurance
nutraman02: insurance?
nutraman02: this isn’t about health insurance
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CxcS3IiIPVE
nutraman02: http://www.wankymiracleproducts.com/shittyaffiliatelink
nutraman02: it’s a health website, cool stuff on there
you lost me at miracle.
However, I am calling from your bank, there is a pigeon in your account and we need to get it out. So we would be needings your accountings to make upgradings.
Would you like ring dings?
nutraman02: what
ring ding
you know, RING DINGS
nutraman02: never heard of em
RING DINGS: http://www.jmi.ru/