The rac are just as bad as the aa. But at least the aa doesn’t have shit hold music.

Quote of the evening: “is that bum fluff or shit?”

I’m skating on thin ice today. My car has literally no petrol in it and i’ve got to manage to get home some how. This should be fun.

Oh. My. God. New ugly betty on c4.

Oh my god. I have 666 messages in my inbox and mikeypod was the last one to send through. Messenger of the devil? Who’s to say!

I’m properly twatted. Out of the three of us i’m most drunk.

This is exactly why i can’t tolerate public transport. The last bus back from chips is 2200, train 2100 and from bath 2300. Not v. Good when out drinking!

If one were to start a dodgy charity who would like to be on my board of directors?

Two more hours for this rubbish day. I don’t want to pick any more calls as i’m shit picking at the moment.

Vip - very important pillock