Is this still working at all?

Since when was it 22.36? It feels later than that!

Ugly Betty is how i wish my life was. Except less american.

I fear that i’m deleting only spam accounts that join my blog, does this mean my only audience is spammers? Discuss viagra.

Internet is dead. Time to suicide.

I need to find a serial modem for my amiga for some good old fashioned pre-internet joy this weekend.

I’ve just removed the protective sticker thing from my phone. It’s now riding bareback in my pocket. I’m so tagging this ’sexual references’.

Wow. Rugby is hot.

I do realise i could indeed change the subject on my sms posts but i won’t. I’ve got to use my 160 characters wisely (only in america do you get 20 char. less)

I’ve got a scratch down my phone’s screen, thankfully it’s still the original plastic cover that i never removed from the packaging. But it’s annoying me now.