I have GrandCentral voicemail on my mobile and home phone, I managed with a little bit of VoIP magic to use this wonderful American-centric service and it’s WONDERFUL (comment on Кевин.com.ua if you would like an invite) but since I had to pick a “local number” which in this case is Chicago, I get some odd messages, here is but one.

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Another halarious recorded call. Don’t mess with the internet superstar.

Basically, as an internet superstar I have a telephone number which appears to quite possibly be some kind of crack dealers ex-number in the fair city of Toronto.  Seeing as I take no shit from these people I’ve called it back to the point the phone owner has been TERRIFIED to pick it up and has switched off out of my harassment.  But, I shant take this as a success, for I have made an INTERNET POLICE STATEMENT.

I get a gigantic amount of duff calls to my number, so much so I’ve been starting to call them back and hurl abuse at them either in person or on their voicemail, as these wonderful people tend just to put the phone down on me when I pick up. Obviously, this means nothing to you as there is serious lack of halarity in an event that isn’t recorded.

I have, as you would expect, found a way to fix this problem with a solution. Record my calls. Yes folks, I record all my incoming phone calls, every last one. And since my legal disclaimer is somewhat bullet proof and these people aren’t likely to find out about it, they are here for your amusement. Try this one for example: