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Our area has just had a power cut! Has yours?
We still have power here.
Or not.
You know what sucks. When you have a realisation of some description. It’s never something good, it’s always something that is complete shit.
Always nice on a wednesday.
Oops. I just deleted the previous blog post from my phone! Oh well. Anyways i might as well tell you what’s going on. Right now i’m in bed at work being generally tired and awaiting calls. I’m also updating as i really do mean to post stuff here. But now my fingers hurt.
Just a quick one before bed.
Yup just killin darth vader at the mo hes a fuckin ass
Hahaha ace. Extra points if you bellow out “who’s your daddy now bitch”. It’s got to be done see.
Killed him i thought that was hard gotta fight the emporer now hes a bit hard 4 a 1000 year old guy.
Look at madonna. She’s 2000 years old and still stealing babies from africa.
This is why we like matt. He’s got the force.
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I was listening to toronto radio on the internet and i found that. Hardcore.
I heard from a source that a particular female that got fired, was not got rid of because she was crap, but cuz she was up2somethin far more sinister!
Carrie has news.
You know what i’m feeling nowdays? 99 luftballoons. That song some how, some way makes me feel good. I can’t explain it. But there is now a new version out there that’s just as good as the original (german) version.
Recently i’ve also acquired a apple newton which i take with me everywhere. I’m also getting in to a constant state of paranoia at work that they’re going to sack me. So i think it’s about time i left. It’s not healthy or normal to be constantly threatened (including the changes to the out of hours shifts).
But other than that. All is well.
I know a bit ironic to post from lifeblog when i don’t actually have a life.
That new wayne kid has a cracking ass.
But it’s completely true!
I’m hungry i would like sandwich hopefully you have some left. I might do bacon or sausage today. Tabs would like something without cheese too. She’s like that.
The sandwich van brings us all such joy. You don’t understand she’s amazing. And the text ordering is a bonus.
It goes in dry, it cums out wet,.! the longer its in, the stronger it gets.! It cums out dripping & begin to sag.! It aint what ur thinkin its a tetley teabag.!