A number of local councils in Britain have banned their staff from using Latin words, because they say they might confuse people.

Several local authorities have ruled that phrases like “vice versa”, “pro rata”, and even “via” should not be used, in speech or in writing.

But the ban has prompted anger among some Latin scholars.

Professor Mary Beard of Cambridge University said it was the linguistic equivalent of ethnic cleansing.

Some local councils say using Latin is elitist and discriminatory, because some people might not understand it - particularly if English is not their first language.

(more here)

I’ve had Кевин.net.ua for some time now, I haven’t really thought was I was going to do with it, but it only cost me 50 Hyrvna so I can’t complain.  I figured what I’m going to do with it today.

I’ve decided I’m going to do blog posts as I learnings the Russian, so it’ll be entirely in Russian right now I’m trying to install the language files and make it work, but it’s being a problematic bag of shite.

Also, I’ve found through Кисс ФМ - Eurodance, it’s proper fantastic! So far we’re liking Bjartmar Þórðarson (Iceland), SAKIS ROUVAS (Greece) as well as having a bit of love for Russia, Ukraine, Israel (who aren’t even european) and Slovakia is the shizzle too.

The Uncategorised category is somewhat in danger of NEVER BEING SEEN AGAIN.  I hate it, it says “I’m too lazy to put this post in a category of some kind” thus it must be abolished.  Although it will still exist in some form it won’t be used frequently if at all.

Also, in theory, ShoZu should also be using the Фото tag.  But that’s yet to be seen if it will comply with Cyrillic text.

Since the beginning I’ve had a talent, it’s not just any talent, it’s a special talent.  Yes folks, I am Miss Thang.

A combination of growing up in a household of black girls (most of the time) and not having to be bothered about silly things like parental reprecussions lead to a lax editorial policy between my brain and my mouth and when I’m on par I can slap your bitch ass from here to Yemen.

However, one of my better points of my talent, is I’m a bit of a perfectionist.  I can roll them out as they go, but I take a moment to think back after an exchange and say, “maybe I should have mentioned the cancer patient hair style” or “how did I miss that charity shop reject dress” (says me of little style).

After serving  it up to some child who has made himself  a baine in Lord Boyzici’s life, I take this moment to look back and critique my obvious win (I got MSN blocked AND Australian Crimestoppers is aware) of this battle.

First I start off with this gem:
Bellend: (10:59:06)
are u a smelly asain or something

Кевин says: (11:01:57)
go ask your mum, she’s on the game, she’ll be able to explain all.

Yes, a (pork javalin) stab at the mum is a good start for all involved.

Bellend: (11:02:19)
i have to ask you something

Кевин says: (11:02:39)
yes, you can become a chick with a dick.

20 second turn around on that, I admit, I could have done it in 10, but I was reading livejournal.

Bellend: (11:02:58)
how do u no me

Кевин says: (11:03:45)
supprisingly I did, he was such a slut

Disregard the menial rubbish, like spelling ‘know’ as ‘no’ and go in for the jucy stuff, especially when they walk right in to something.  Using a throw away remark can usually get that kind of reply with little effort.

Bellend: (11:03:58)
who are you

Кевин says: (11:04:11)
is this some kind of paradox

Nothing is better than the word Paradox.  Use it wisely.  See also Plethora.

Bellend: (11:04:19)
are you a pedifile?

Кевин says: (11:05:23)
but your uncle is.

The paedophile route is probably the most lame of lanes to travel down.  But if it’s used just go with the flow.   Also using tard in this context was lame, in future I don’t think I’ll bother with it.

Bellend: (11:05:33)
then why are you persisting to say such filth to me ?

Кевин says: (11:06:37)
What part of PARADOX do we not understand?

Give them a route out, if they persist, just keep them rolling.

Bellend: (11:07:13)
whats PARADOX?

Кевин says: (11:07:18)
exactly.

Far too easy.

Кевин says: (11:10:21)
repeating it three times won’t conjure biggy smalls

When they start going on about something, take hold of the conversation.  I shan’t post it since it’s litterally boring as watching paint dry, but I did use a South Park quote, so obviously it must be shown.

The conversation goes on for a bit and it’s pretty much just the same over and over, a couple “your mum is a crackwhore” jokes (with actual photo of a crackwhore) and use of “LOL INTERNET POLICE” when he claims to make Crimestoppers aware of my “crime”.  Serious business.

Then the win:

Bellend: (11:23:00)
dude your such a frikin derooo

Bellend: (11:24:49)
seriously this is gay

Yes, the “OMG THIS IS SO GAY” line and the MSN block.  Success.  Now back to some furious wanking.

Yeah, thanks Facebook, keep me informed with the obvious will you?

Yesterday, in a somewhat drunken state, I kind of parted with £70 of my not-so hard earned cash by registering for the course I’ve been meaning to do for quite some time now.  Yes folks, for I am partaking in “Russian for Beginners”, only because that’ll make me popular and trendy for being able to swear in more than one language.  Plus I reckon knowing the language helps you not get robbed blind when visiting non-english speaking nations.  Saying that, I nearly got myself shot in Canada for mistakenly busting up a crack dealer mid flow in a transaction, so it’s hard to determine if my statement is indeed factually correct.

I have also, with much supprise, managed to FINALLY get a god damn ogg vorbis file to work on my god for saken trend setting blasphemous mac, now I can even stream the fcuking things, HOO YEAH MOFO, if ogg vorbis files were ass, I’d be tappin it.

Now carry on, I’ve got some catch up on the facial book.