I can’t get to sleep without my music but my iPod died out when I started to play my music. Understand my annoyance with the bloody thing.

Apple I will seek revenge!!!!!!!!!!!

Although I wonder why I’m blaming apple really, it is after all not their fault my battery went flat.

One will find that I’ve made a few subtile changes to Кевин.com.ua.  First one is that it’s now free of gluten and only has enough fat to kill a small child rather than a grown elephant.  For this you should rejoyce.

Secondly, I have changed the inner workings.  All non-human enabled posts will be handled by their respective user account.  So Кевин posts as I please, Кевин (ShoZu) is shozu and only posts photos, videos, etc (to the Фото, ShoZu and if desired the Видео tags), Кевин (SMS) is the SMS Posts and Кевин (Gabcast) is Gabcast.

Of course if you read this off of LJ this won’t make one ounce of sense or actually matter.  For you lot can kut yourselves.

In future I’ll make some kind of attempt to make a filter on the main menu for specific “user” posts, but at that point hell might freeze over and the king will have risen from the dead reclaiming the monarchy.

Oh and Twitter Tools will continue to post as a null user.

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This photo:

Makes me laugh (and slightly aroused) back in the day when I went to school one of my mates had a locker full of lady photos, one looked similar to this. It’s strange really, you don’t realise that you miss out on things like 80s horror films (I only watched for the blood) and tacky outdoor advertisements for knickers and bras until you see something that reminds you (in a paradoxical way) of what the image represents. Maybe one day they’ll have a slasher film with loosely dressed men running around and having loads of premarital sex before doing drugs and drinking with really big biceps, then I might just get what Jason Vorhees was all about.

Untill then, I’ll just watch to see how he ingeniously kills the large breasted woman who, oddly enough, has plenty of drugs, premarital sex, drink and seems to be in a white t-shirt that nearly always is soaking wet.

Also, for extra humour I was trying to find the scene in Jason X where he’s slaming those hologram girls around after the classic line “Hey, lets do drugs and have premarital sex” but I can’t so wait for this crap to lad load* and go to 03:08 in the video and imaging it yourself:

How come I get this from Vox:
Dear Vox member,

Vox is currently unavailable due to power issues in the San Francisco
Bay Area that have impacted our co-location facility. This means that
your Vox blog is not reachable at this time. This began at
approximately 1:50 pm Pacific Daylight Time today, Tuesday July 24
2007.

We are working closely with our hosting provider to bring Vox back
online as soon as possible. We sincerely apologize for the
invonvenience this is causing, and we appreciate your patience. We
will send another email update with more information as soon as
possible.

Thank you,
Team Vox
and not a single thing from LOLJ? CONSPIRACY! 666APART IS FORMATTING TEH LJZ!!11

Such a new beautiful website for a internet superstar! It’s great, be pleased or die.

Nothing more than sitting in front of a computer burning your retnas out like you haven’t been doing ALL DAY LONG already. However, this evening has been somewhat of a geek success.

I got another VPS running for the love of all that is holy, it’s now taken over the role of email bitch. My dear sputnik sits there, receiving, filtering and hosting the blessed Кевин Newportal (which you can access from your news client news://nntp.kevin.net.ua/) also the BBS’s mail is flowing through it as well.  Graciously I’ve got my old mail server running which archives all the email in a not-so-friendly database, so I shall never lose anything (much like google but less creepy).  I’m overjoyed.