This phone better not be rubbish.

Some how, by the magic of greyskull, I have £46.72 to live off of for a MONTH.  £30 of which will be spent on petrol.

DO. THE. MATHS.

Yes, fuckyouverymuch, NatWest.

How come I get this from Vox:
Dear Vox member,

Vox is currently unavailable due to power issues in the San Francisco
Bay Area that have impacted our co-location facility. This means that
your Vox blog is not reachable at this time. This began at
approximately 1:50 pm Pacific Daylight Time today, Tuesday July 24
2007.

We are working closely with our hosting provider to bring Vox back
online as soon as possible. We sincerely apologize for the
invonvenience this is causing, and we appreciate your patience. We
will send another email update with more information as soon as
possible.

Thank you,
Team Vox
and not a single thing from LOLJ? CONSPIRACY! 666APART IS FORMATTING TEH LJZ!!11

Seriously, don’t mess with me you bastards, I’ll get the dog to kill you mofo.

Bah, what a nightmare (literally), there I was having a perfectly normal dream then my stupid brain has to do something horrible.  Oh yes, moments a past, it’s been nearly ten years since what I envisioned and it’s still annoyingly open wound like.  This is exactly why I can’t be bothered with human emotion, it takes far too much time plus it makes you do crap that you’d otherwise ignore.  Damn you to hell brain, for I shall teach you!

Yeah, thanks Facebook, keep me informed with the obvious will you?

Yesterday, in a somewhat drunken state, I kind of parted with £70 of my not-so hard earned cash by registering for the course I’ve been meaning to do for quite some time now.  Yes folks, for I am partaking in “Russian for Beginners”, only because that’ll make me popular and trendy for being able to swear in more than one language.  Plus I reckon knowing the language helps you not get robbed blind when visiting non-english speaking nations.  Saying that, I nearly got myself shot in Canada for mistakenly busting up a crack dealer mid flow in a transaction, so it’s hard to determine if my statement is indeed factually correct.

I have also, with much supprise, managed to FINALLY get a god damn ogg vorbis file to work on my god for saken trend setting blasphemous mac, now I can even stream the fcuking things, HOO YEAH MOFO, if ogg vorbis files were ass, I’d be tappin it.

Now carry on, I’ve got some catch up on the facial book.

Nothing more than sitting in front of a computer burning your retnas out like you haven’t been doing ALL DAY LONG already. However, this evening has been somewhat of a geek success.

I got another VPS running for the love of all that is holy, it’s now taken over the role of email bitch. My dear sputnik sits there, receiving, filtering and hosting the blessed Кевин Newportal (which you can access from your news client news://nntp.kevin.net.ua/) also the BBS’s mail is flowing through it as well.  Graciously I’ve got my old mail server running which archives all the email in a not-so-friendly database, so I shall never lose anything (much like google but less creepy).  I’m overjoyed.

Police are called “the pigs” for a reason, nothing highlights this than having one of them ride your tailgate in an effort to find a minor reason to pull you over.  I think you might want to spend less time reading books about being useless knob jockeys and put your efforts in to real policing, such as the four drivers I passed prior to who were all over the place.  But hey whatever, what do I know, I’m just observant.