• WTF - Twitter says I have received 240 messages?!?! They only reset me a couple days ago. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!! #
• Fuck you Twittard. #

• Update: 3 minutes away from a self inflicted finger blast and a bit of xtube. So far not to good. This is why i need thinspiration. #
• Lol christmas television is good fun. Shortly we have some reindeer thing and queens speech followed by finding nemo. #
• @bloatedlesbian i thought that was fuckabee or at least i think that’s what i heard from that matt frei twat on bbc news. #
• @bloatedlesbian from what i recall, he was a dick, but seriously, he started to pull forward but his views aren’t universal. Then again … #
• tention since. #
• @bloatedlesbian that huckabee fellow. I’m well behind though so if i’m talking shit let me know. #
• @bloatedlesbian if he ever becomes president i will end my life. We’re all fucked if he does. #

… to the most boring affair to take place EVER.  We got a bit interested in two cars at the end of the estate sitting there doing nothing at all.

So zoomed in the camera to find that one man and lady were in the car acting a bit suspicious. 

O hai it r christmas daye and ur on mah fonez brokens down.

Cos I gots no internet access at work I has to do it myself.