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I managed to attract police attention when I went to park up in the local longstay, turns out the boy racers like to do their doughnuts and general nonceness there imagine their let down ready to rail on me for being the scurge of the universe, when I sensibly reversed in to my space, switched off the lights, locked up and left them to it all before the rozza could even step out to make me respect his authori-tay.
This evening had an impromptu evening in work and out on the town.
Ending my shift at 19.00 it was decided that there would be kebab run, which went rather successfully and there was much rejoycing to be had with a fat filled meal for 4.
Upon my exit I was invited out for the evening which I took up gladly, it started off well and ended rather brilliantly. Since I was driving there wasn’t any drink to be had but it was still a laugh all the same. Took no photos though, however, nearly took a peice of the floor to the face when the bouncers were “politely requesting a patron to leave”. Most certainly something I will endevor to do again.
Anyways, it’s a short post since I’ve got work in the morning (LOLZ) so we’ll see how it goes since it’s PANCAKE SATURDAY [unofficial]. Rock on people!
After a somewhat, extravagant spend, I have so far added to it with the following: £60 Windscreen replacement (when a large boudler sized stone hit it, at what may or may not have been 80mph) and £100 for 2 budget tyres (seriously, Bridgestones were £65, the car isn’t even worth that).
Even more exciting about this is that I no longer am in posession of a bank card because I’ve left the other one at Sainsburys and never got around to reporting it as lost, I may consider doing so, but I’m going to close the NatWest account any way, I’ve decided they are complete utter bastards. “HAY, CALL UR BRANCH, UR LOANZ IS FINISHINGS AND I LIKING TO MAKE SELLING A NEW ONE!!! 4 MORE YEARS!!!1″.
Yeah, I don’t fink so.
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